Thomas Foolery “Rules” You’ll Love
  1. Ice Someone. There is no pre-defined price for Smirnoff Ice. You play Plinko and your price is whatever number you hit!
  2. 30-Day Champion. (Equivalent to the Mr. Yogato rule.) Play Hop Scotch and make one purchase for 30 days in a row and you can select a beer for the permanent menu. (You will be personally credited on said menu.) Make it 50 days and we will put a 4″x6″ picture of you on the wall. Stardom. 
  3. Dance Party. Come dressed as Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and do the running man just like he did for 10% off any item.
  4. Take the Black. Recite the oath of the Night’s Watch; get a glass of mead for 50% off.
  5. Put a Ring On It. Perform 30 seconds of the Single Ladies dance; get a free ring pop.
  6. Cups. Perform Anna Kendrick’s Cup Song and receive $1 off a cocktail kit.  You can’t just do the “cups motion”, you MUST also sing along! See the Cups_Video for a great in-store performance.
  7. In Sync. Come with your friends as EVERY member of your favorite 90s boy or girl band; receive 10% off your drinks all night. Perform a prepared lip-syncing routine and receive an additional 10% off!
  8. Thomas Foolishness. Post a picture of yourself on social media playing a board game at TF with the hashtag #ThomasFooleryRules; receive $1 off any drink
  • And the Washington City Paper sure thinks we’re fun. Check out ”12 Craziest Things About Thomas Foolery, Opening Wednesday“. Thanks, Jessica Sidman!
  • Remember Angry Hour from 5:00-7:00 pm daily. Order with your finest Angry voice and get $1 off any drink.
  • Have an idea for an awesome new game?!  Email!


MON - WED: 4:00 PM to 11:00 PM
THURS: 4:00 PM to 12:00 AM
FRI: 4:00 PM to 2:00 AM
SAT: 12:00 PM to 2:00 AM
SUN: 12:00 PM to 11:00 PM