WELCOME!

WE ARE PERMANENTLY CLOSED.  

THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR 3 GREAT YEARS!

Mario Kart Wii, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, Mini Basketball, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Mini Skeeball, Ring Pops, Uno, Candy Necklaces, Etch-A-Sketch. . . 

Embrace your inner child for some 1980s-themed fun!

Food for little kids. Drinks for big kids. Toys for everyone!

ANGRY HOUR 5:00-7:00 PM DAILY
Order with your finest Angry voice and get $1 off any drink.

Thomas Foolery has more than 40 types of bottled beer

40 types of bottled beer
 (each selected by a DC celebrity/awesome-person), mixed drinks, wine and champagne. We also carry 15 unique sodasAnd, any drink can be made into an ice cream float! We especially love Guinness/Vanilla-Ice-Cream and Cheerwine/Black-Cherry-Ice-Cream.

We have also recruited some of the best food trucks and vendors in the city, currently featuring Captain Cookie and more!

Stop by next time you’re at Dupont Circle, we’re just west of the Circle.

Be sure to ask the cashier about our interactive discounts!

PLAYTIMES

MON - WED: 4:00 PM to 11:00 PM
THURS: 4:00 PM to 12:00 AM
FRI: 4:00 PM to 2:00 AM
SAT: 12:00 PM to 2:00 AM
SUN: 12:00 PM to 11:00 PM

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